Claims, you say? Ok, here are my three:
Character (obvious): Dr. Nick Riviera (Seriously, baby, I can
prescribe anything I want.)
Educational Institution: Springfield Heights Institute of
Favourite Prank Call to Moe's: (This one is a classic!)
"Bart: I'm lookin for an Amanda, last name Huggenkiss.
Moe: Uh, Amanda Huggenkiss? Hey, I'm looking for Amanda Huggenkiss! Ah, why can't I find Amanda Huggenkiss?
Barney: Maybe your standards are too high!
Moe: You little S.O.B.! Why, when I find out who you are, I'm going to shove a sausage down your throat and stick starving dogs in your butt!"
(9F06--New Kid on the Block)
Thanks for listening!
Bye, bye, everybody!